Professor: “You know, it took me longer to get there in 1987 than it does now.”
Me: “Yeah but you have to adjust for inflation.”
Me: *laughs* *smirks* *all to self bc no one else found it to be funny*
She suddenly longed for the simple days of emotional unavailability and hot one-night stands.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)
I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via seabelle)
Billboard in Seattle in the 70s
When you are your own best friend, you don’t endlessly seek out relationships, friendships, and validation from the wrong sources because you realize that the only approval and validation you need is your own.
Mandy Hale, The Single Woman (via e-l-e-g-ance)
She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.
Zelda Fitzgerald (via perfect)
You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never.
Rochester, The Libertine (2004)